Miss AppleSassy
Hellena B. Heavens is the pseudonym of a Social Media Socialite and Purveyor of Netiquette Charm who writes under the second pseudonym of Miss Applesassy.
Serving as the worlds leading expert on ax wielding saloon raiders, time traveling inventors and Interweb All- Stars, Heavens additional hobbies include competitive parasol twirling, knife throwing, and luring unscrupulous tonic salesmen in for “tea.”
She enjoys poetic prose, strong high-balls, and bird watching on the internet. Her pet peeves include poorly made stocking garters, cracked corset bones, and grouchy Neanderthals. Aside from that, she is kind to a fault (when not drinking), but don’t ever ask her to ride in the rumble seat.
She lives on a flowering Country Estate with her family, and an adorable pair of pound puppies, which she proudly proclaims to be the only living pair of Arabian Falcon Flushing Dogs in the world; a unique breed she invented herself, (as one must always be mindful of a good mutts’ self esteem).
Her philanthropic quest for this site is to provide humor, encouragement and resources for gentile interwebbers writing on the netisphere.
The good Miss Heavens has occasional access to a time machine as she once entertained herself as the mistress of ultimate technology geek, Mr. H.G. Wells, so be prepared for provocative posts from past, present and future.
Contact Miss Applesassy and the Applesasser crew at : MA@applesassy.com
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